May 2013
Do not confuse great sex for love darling.
contrasted:
hannah montana said nobody’s perfect yet here i am
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
rockybreaux:
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a...
jehovahzwetness:
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
snazziest:
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
jesuschristvevo:
*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
twitturds:
i give u permission to reblog my selfie
