Do not confuse great sex for love darling.
contrasted: hannah montana said nobody’s perfect yet here i am
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
rockybreaux: seapeny: rainbow-road-to-happiness: You can choose what kind of tree you want to become Idk I just find this beautiful just imagine cemeteries looking like this a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself. this is a...
jehovahzwetness: Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
snazziest: It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
jesuschristvevo: *drinks vodka from a sippy cup*
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
twitturds: i give u permission to reblog my selfie